*gales voice* what if everyone just stopped blogging?
*katniss voice* they wont
*gales voice* what about yahoo? what if they fuck it up?
*katniss voice* I just can’t afford to think like that
*peetas voice* katniss you cant afford anything
*caesar flickermans voice* ohhh call her the girl on fire cause she just got buuurned
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
What?
but wait does this not make their marriage illegal because a marriage is made to make children and this way they cant make one.!! ??
is no one going to talk about how Jon has to eat an entire raw potato in order to stop being horny
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the yahoo staff are being scary
they apologized
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The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
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